Ok I found the link, Corona lol rolls vanish fast
Local Shops are sold out as I walked past
So what's the link with a virus and the bum
I worked it out I did a few humble sums
The lol roll are because tissues may all sell out
People are not buying for the bum, it's for the snout
As one's cold causes the nose to Run and drip
Loo roll, that's to wipe it so you won't slip
Panic buying has to cease right now people please
So there will be tissue paper to wipe the bum with ease
About the Creator
marie381uk
My Name is Marie, I write mainly poetry
I write subjects that I lean towards. No poetry by me, is related to me in any way unless I state it is. I have loved poetry from being 14 years old. Life is a poem grab a pen a tell your story xx
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