Climate Change Ain't Real

Your mate jumps up onto a Vespa,Or climbs into a Ford Fiesta,Go for a spin, Go on, Go test herClimate Change ain't real,

Go outside and roll a fag,Chuck ends into a plastic bag,Go eat beef until you gag,Climate Change ain't real,

No leader or an honest nation,Read about deforestation,And take a trip their for vacation,Climate change ain't real,But if it is, we'll end all life,We're like butter on a burning knife,So kill your kids and shoot your wife,Cuz Climate Change is real.cuz their dreams and goals are irrelevant. How,In this room, can I address the elephant now,Who's got Carbon Dioxide and sweat on his browCuz Climate Change is real.

And I'm sorry if I seem upfront,But Trump is the runt of the bluntest of cunts,And he'll excuse each outcry as a marketing stunt,Although, Climate Change is real.And this issue applies to every party,Vegan, Raver, Stoner, Nazi,Your views will be as heard as a gasp on Mars, see.When Climate Change was real.