Cheers to the Family Holidays: Find Your Perfect Christmas Drink

Step right up and grab your cup, time to pick your Christmas drink and booze it up! There’s a drink for every personality, because I know you’ll need one to survive the holidays with your families.

For The Alcoholic (And The Ones Who Say They Are Not)

Calorie High Eggnog

Moody Mulled Wine

Peppermint Pessimistic White Russian

Overly Happy Gingerbread Martini

Spiked Money Spender Apple Cider

Irish Selfish Coffee

Christmas Clueless Punch

Cranberry Cranky Margarita

Baileys Bitchy Hot Chocolate

Hot Buttered Righteous Rum

Bruh Beer

Can’t Take A Joke Jack And Coke

Jingle Jerk Juice

Jack Bossy Frost Cocktail

Dozing Dashing Through The Snow

For The Non-Alcoholic (And The Ones That Are Not So Fun)

Hot Shot Chocolate

Painfully Curious Cranberry Sparkler

Always The Grinch Punch

Cinnamon Hot Crackpot Tea

Winter Whiner Lemonade

Dooms Day Dolce de Leche Latte

Complainer Coffee

Groggy Eggnog

Chill out Christmas Cider

Ginger Peaceful Ale

FOMO Water

Mellow Milk

Silent Night Sprite

Keep Calm, Carry On Coke

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Warning: Choose your drink at your own discretion, your bartender is not responsible for holiday meltdowns, skeletons in the closets, political rants or “let me get this off my chest” moments.