Casper
Limerick of the Week(Halloween ’23 Edition)
By Gerard DiLeoPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

--Fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer
There once was a ghost named Casper
Who was confused by his own hereafter
The church used his organs
To fertilize its gardens
Plus the shit scared outa the pastor
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/
My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo
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