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Pooping 4 Patriots

By Meko James Published 2 years ago • 1 min read
We Pooh Red White and Blue

Underwear no streaks nor stains

it’s Communist propaganda,

indoctrinating Americans into

Potty-trained chains.

Gender neutral bathrooms have

taken away our safe space,

Atheists trying to dictate where

the children of God defecate.

Protest the agenda of the lefty-libs

by loving freedom,

bravely shit in your shorts

like you still sleep in a crib.

Because, Biden is too old and

Dems too Woke to understand,

you just aint cool unless

you crap in your pants.

So, put on a diaper and

in it take a dump.

Now you’re a true patriot,

just like Donald Trump.

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Meko James

"We praise our leaders through echo chambers"

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