Cage Free
Any allergies we should be aware of?
Gluten free
Dairy free
Childfree
Is it an allergy?
No, a preference.
Our kitchen contains nuts
Okay
And our kitchen contains eggs
Wear gloves
Gluten friendly
Vegan friendly
Child friendly
No pets allowed
They bite
Pets?
Children
Do you have some?
No
So you're...
Childfree
Why do you not want children?
Why do you want children?
That's a wild question to ask!
Exactly.
We can't guarantee no cross-contamination
With eggs?
But we are now a nut-free kitchen
Then we should be fine; the issue is when they combine
Wheatless
Dairyless
Childless
Oh, I'm so sorry
For what?
You're childless—
Childfree
What's the difference?
The choice.
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