Buy a Papaya
The risk of trying something new
We bought a papaya
My kid just had to try ya
We spotted you in the fluorescent light
But how do we tell which color is right?
You were mostly yellow
Google said that’s how you tell-o
You were six dollars, a hefty price
I hoped at least your flavor’d be nice
We took you home and waited
Until the initial excitement abated
We were overdue to try this
So I sliced along the bias
Your flesh was slimy orange
With seeds like black porridge
You smelled like wet Schnauzer
She wanted some and I allowed her
I had some too in solidarity
Winced and mumbled incoherently
You tasted like burnt hair
We gagged - “This isn’t fair!”
I ran to the sink and spit you out
For this new fruit I had my doubt
I don’t get the hype
Perhaps you weren't ripe
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Leslie Writes
Another struggling millennial. Writing is my creative outlet and stress reliever.
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Comments (8)
There was nothing wrong with your papaya. Some people register the smell and taste as "literal garbage." I only know this from experience and looking it up. Out of 5 people trying fresh papaya, myself included, three of us thought it smelled and tasted horrific. Two thought it was totally fine. I was surprised I didn't like it since I've had papaya before, but as part of fruit salad. But research shows that some people just register the smell and taste differently. It's like how some people think cilantro tastes like soap.
Love papaya juice but still up in the air about biting into one. I think I'll wait awhile now - lol 😊
Lol, either that was a bad papaya or it was unripe. Because ripe papayas are sweet and taste really good. But they get kinda mushy when they're ripe and I don't like that texture. I love how this experience inspired a poem! I loved it!
Fantastic poem!!!💖💖💕 Pineapple & papaya chunks makes a refreshing breakfast. Recalling my days on Oahu, Hawaii, I could eat it back then. Because of my diet restrictions, I can no longer eat my tropical breakfast.
Lol 😆📝I love this piece and Yea every fruit is not For me...❤️😉
Haha. I don't think I've ever tasted papaya, and now I know I don't want to. This is a great poem. Lol
Papaya? I did try ya. Blah. 😎
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!