Busty Cats and more…
Limerick, funny or not, here they come!
I met an ant called pat
We went on walks with her busty cat
She gave me a bottle of wine
I said to her that I was fine
Only two of us were flat
🔴
There was a soap called Sam
A grave old bloke who had a can
He told me of his struggles
That he’s thin and he juggles
I used him a tad too much, until he went… BAM!
🟠
My tummy is like a balloon
It has a favourite tune
It really likes to grow
Some days it’s rather slow
Until it’s ready to boom
🟢
I closed the door with great force
A voice told me it had no remorse
The voice was dressed in white and blue
What happened next, here’s a clue
My sweater locked me out without recourse
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A/N okay let me explain…. 🤭
Explanation not found ‼️ ⚠️
I hope you laughed. If you didn’t, then press the heart and comment anyway, its freeeee. I hope I made your day a tad better. Thank you for reading if you got this far. Wait, can you tell I am in a good mood today? Me neither. Thank you once again 🤗♥️🙏🏽
About the Creator
Caitlin Charlton
Writer first. Close reader and self‑taught critic shaping eloquence.
A survivor reclaiming her territory.
I write dark fiction and poetry through symbol, shadow, and fracture.
Always sharpening the craft. ✏️🔥👠
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