Bornean Orangutan
The second in a collection of silly poems about our world's endangered animals
By Tim VarneyPublished 3 days ago • 1 min read
Photo by Pat Whelen on Unsplash
Certainly, he came last
in the technical.
And he did
throw that fit,
after Paul insulted
his crème anglaise -
launching a mixing bowl
which did,
regrettably,
hit Noel.
(to say nothing of what he threw at Prue).
Regardless,
I think we can all agree:
His recreation of Blackpool Tower entirely out of meringue
was truly a show-stopper.
So this week’s star baker is…
Rusty, the Bornean Orangutan.
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