Blowing Raspberries

You constantly make people cry,

'Though nobody seems to know why.

You act rude and coarse

Without any remorse,

And shamelessness is your standby.

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You thought you were having a ball,

Acting like a big know-it-all.

Calling people names

Was one of many games,

We awaited your major downfall.

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Our kindness, you chose to ignore.

We simply couldn't take any more.

Laughing at our flaws

Were the very last straws,

And you're going to get what you asked for.

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So now, your payment is due.

Neener, neener, your turn to be blue.

There's laxative in your glass.

So, blow it out your ass.

This raspberry's blowing for you.

Pthpthpth!

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This is for Sasha Desderi's Ministry of Silly Pictures unofficial challenge. Here's the link:

This is the poem I chose, by Tina Lopez. I did my search for "funny cat." Her photo was on the first page, and I found mine on the third.