Blocking Blocks

Hey there, little guy.

How'd you get here on the fly?

I know that you're from outer space,

because you look quite out-of-place.

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Since you're new here, I'll favor you

You pro'lly don't know that the sky is blue.

What do you know? Can I teach you something?

It's a little thing humans have called blocking.

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We have computers, and we have phones

Just so that we don't hafta leave our homes.

We have texts and long emails

We used to have postboxes, but heck, those failed.

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You see, little alien, after a while

Humans made each other pretty beguiled.

And so they invented a way to keep

Silence on their phones, preventing any peeps.

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Blocking is when someone gets annoyed

And their communication is completely destroyed.

Blocking prevents people from talking to you--

all their desp'rate messages never go through.

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Alien, I was blocked by my very best friend

And I thought, "Oh well, this is the end."

But now that you've arrived, my world has changed.

I think I can get back in the game.

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Alien, I'll give you a spare phone

Just in case you need to call home.

And I've tried to teach you enough

So don't go around blocking people and stuff!

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**HEY! A RHYMING POEM!!!**

I tried my best for this entry into the Challenge. Honestly, I just couldn't help myself with this one! Blocking is something that aliens have to know about if they come to our planet! They have to know not to do it! And this is my chance to tell the little alien to not block me while I still have the chance.