BIG BART AND LITTLE ED

BIG BART AND LITTLE ED

Big Bart was a mean guy killed people just for fun

First he’d stab em with a knife then shoot em with his gun

Little Ed was a shy guy the nicest you ever saw

Till that day came when Big Bart killed his paw

Bart came from the badlands down New Mexico way

Said he once killed a man for not saying hay

Ed didn’t like trouble his dad raised him right

Never did he have a reason to get mad or get in a fight

Big Bart walked into a saloon and told everybody to leave

And said that guy dealing the cards has an ace up his sleeve

Little Ed walked into the saloon told Bart he was gonna take him down

Told him to meet him in the street or leave this town

Big Bart and Little Ed faced each other ready to make a draw

Big Bart just laughed at Ed and said here I am the law

They fired thirty shots at each other all thirty missed

They shot the town to pieces and the mayor was pissed

Then out of no where a shot rang out in the air

Bart just laughed at people running like he didn’t have a care

Then all of a sudden Big Bart feel to his knees

Yelled I’ve been shot somebody help me please

Nobody knows who fired the shot that took Big Bart down

But now Little Ed is the sheriff of that town

Marty West