Berserk.

Berserk! Berserk! Berserk!

I lost my knickers,

Now my phone,

The car's gone mental,

But the kids swear we have a home!

I saw a cow on a hill,

Wearing a bra,

They say I'm losing my mind,

I'm convinced I swallowed a pill.

Berserk! Berserk! Berserk!

I put a cream top in the washing machine,

Now, It's come out green,

I got the milk out of the fridge,

Now it's sitting in the freezer,

On an ice ridge!

I can no longer cope with this day's

mind-bend,

Someone tell me,

When does it end?

Berserk! Berserk! Berserk!

Everything is berserk,

In this life.