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Behind Bars

My stupid banker of a husband

By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk Published 2 years ago • 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

Behind Bars

You robbed a bank, you had no plan,

No getaway, no masked-up man.

You walked right in and took the cash,

Then signed your name, oh how rash!

The cameras caught your smiling face,

The cops arrived—you lost the race.

You tried to run, but tripped so hard,

Now here you sit behind steel bars.

No lavish life, no grand affairs,

Just prison food and awkward stares.

Next time, dear, think twice—alas,

Wear a bloody gorilla mask.

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    Written by ♿ V+ Marie381Uk