Backwards Thinking is the Gateway Drug

Become president of a country

Then maybe figure out how the government works

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Wipe your ass

Then shit and put on your pants

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Celebrate 250 years of a country's existence

Whilst you denounce how and who built said country

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Put your shoes on

Then your socks

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Be devastated by mass shootings

Then make sure to endorse guns over lives

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Cook a chicken

Then clean it

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Force a woman to carry a pregnancy to term

Then strip away the resources needed to care for the child

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Do your nails

Then wash the dishes with no gloves

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Make affordable housing a trope in a fantasy novel

Then be left aghast by homelessness

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Stock a refrigerator with perishable items

Then unplug it

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Discontinue conservation efforts

And just bring back extinct species

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Take the clean sheets off your bed

Then lay down and go to sleep

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Cut down and burn every tree

Then take deep breaths

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Close your eyes

And look at the sunset

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Give artificial intelligence the 6 infinity stones

Then wait for the snap