Baby-Face McGee

My name is Baby Face McGee, I solve crimes then take a pee.

I sit in a chair and spit and swear, because despite my looks, I’m a real man with beard hair.

I can punch and fight any crook who’s a creep, all without breaking a sweat and smelling like I reek.

I solved so many crimes it's hard to keep count, from robberies to heists my detective skills are paramount.

I may look like a cherub, but that's part of my guise, because I make criminals quake when they look into my blood red eyes.

I'm the best detective there ever was and will always be, men admire me even while I’m taking a pee.

That's why they call me… Baby Face McGee!