So, my underwear fell down, as I waited
in the queue at the store, as I waited
likely, my belt buckle broke, as I waited
eventually leading to embarrassment, as I waited
nice blue jeans sliding to the floor, as I waited
can't explain my boxers falling, though, as I waited
everyone hushed, holding back laughter, as my tackle hung for all to see, as I waited
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Author's Notes: Most of my ideas at the moment are dark, gory, scary, depressing, chilling or something not just funny and cheerful. So, this is an antidote to all that. Not based on real-life situation. All events are fictitious and any resemblance to real events or people are merely coincidental.
Here are some less funny pieces:
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Paul Stewart
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