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Any Port in a Storm

Unofficial Challenge - Dirty Limerick

By Julie LacksonenPublished 8 months ago • 1 min read
Any Port in a Storm
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This is the link for the Take Off Your Prose limerick challenge:

https://vocal.media/poets/little-human-py2ses0f6phttps://vocal.media/writers/take-off-your-prose-t5210c099m*

I'd like to blame Harper for this, but I had it in me, so no passing the buck! Here it goes:

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A lady once fancied a lick.

So horny and wet was this chick,

But her girlfriend had gone,

Taking her big strap-on,

So, she settled for her husband's dick.

humorLimerick

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Julie Lacksonen

I'm a soon-to-be retired music educator. This is my 40th and final year at the same school. I enjoy writing, reading, walking, swimming, and spending time with family.

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