Another Lullaby

Life is good for overweight Adonises

In the land of hamburgers with cheese,

Land of SUVs the size of promises,

Land of lies the size of SUVs,

Land of bodypositive Persephones,

Aphrodites with twenty piercings each,

And of course of Brittneys, Maeves and Stephanies,

Streaming nymphs of OilyFans and Itch.

Feminine, masculine, masculine, feminine,

One or the other or both of them or more -

Follow your diet and medicine regimen,

Find out what else the fate has for you in store.

No hard feelings, Barbie, you are prettier -

Oppenheimer won by naked scene,

So next time just show us some titty… er,

Just a bit more of that flawless skin.

Grass is getting greener by the ounce, and

Seats are getting wider than the screens,

Let us spit together on the brown sand

For the end that justifies the means.

Feminine, masculine, masculine, feminine...