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An Update to My Privacy Policy

Laughing Through Legalese: A Hilarious Take on Privacy Policies

By RiparianPublished about a year ago 1 min read
An Update to My Privacy Policy
Photo by mostafa meraji on Unsplash

I have updated my privacy policy

As part of my ongoing commitment

To not being found,

Using simple-to-understand language,

Such as "please go away"

And "just leave me alone".

I will not share myself with third parties,

Dinner parties or fancy dress parties.

For offers of free biscuits,

Please consult my cookie policy.

My privacy is important to me

As is this duvet.

You are receiving this poem

Because you have expressed an interest

In receiving this poem.

Please know that you can unsubscribe

From this poem at any time,

By clicking here.

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