An unconventional night

A couple of friends & I were sitting around a warm fire pit on a mild autumn night. We were in the middle of nowhere & not a neighbor was in sight. The drinks were flowing, the laughter growing, as we sat outside with the warm flames glowing. The only way to describe it would be liquid courage at best, that caused the events that happened next... so please grab a snack while you listen to the rest....

While in good spirits I got this urge.

I looked at the fire pit & to it I surged...

I got to the fire & fulfilled my desire

to flatulate on the flames & see what would transpire.

Needless to say, I had to be taken away

& my anus was charred up to this day!