An Ode

Like a true friend, constant and steady,

you're always there, supportive and ready.

In my most vulnerable moments, I can trust you

to keep all my secrets, between just us two.

Whether out in the world, or safe in my home,

you've got me covered, wherever I go.

I run to you, sometimes calm, sometimes manic.

And when I can't find you, I surely will panic.

Many may scoff at your dirty job,

but a shortage of you will lead to a mob.

Sometimes, a tissue...but usually a poo scraper,

what would we do without toilet paper?