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An absolute fucking outrage

At best

By Amanda McGuirePublished 2 months ago 1 min read
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An absolute fucking outrage
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You may not love where you live, apartment, trailer, shack… but it’s still a house, because it’s your home.

It’s impossible to say the word Vegemite without sounding a little bit Australian.

Craving coffee but only drinking coffee that doesn’t taste anything like coffee.

Lighting candles that smell good, only after cleaning the whole house with citrus smelling products.

Baking cookies when your stressed but you live alone and are on a diet.

A group of tough guys in yellow pants who save lives for a living but have a tiny lap dog as a pet.

Born and raised in a state with the best Mexican food and freshest avocados, and completely allergic to the delicious green treat.

Spending two hours in the gym to relieve stress and lose weight, and then buying Taco Bell for lunch.

Working in a job that offers paid time off, but never being able to use it.

A mind filled with ideas and no time to bring them to fruition.

Wanting to have a good conversation with someone but they never answer when you call.

Painting a beautiful picture in your head, but hand to paper doesn’t compute.

Pouring your heart out in poems, no one reads.

Some would call it balance or yin and yang…

But me?

I call it an absolute fucking outrage, at best.

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About the Creator

Amanda McGuire

Just a girl writing for fun… With a passion for helping others and striving to always be my most authentic self.

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  • Manisha Dhalani2 months ago

    So much real-ness in this!

  • Kendall Defoe 2 months ago

    Well, I'm reading you...and I am taking notes. May need that coffee, and a little more hope in my own writing. ;)

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