In the beginning
God made us, man and woman,
Stupid and naked
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Snake did not lie first
No one ever talks about
Eve’s first headache
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The apple taught us
That nakedness is shameful
Why make us that way?
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One parenting tip
If you want to keep nice things
Put them out of reach
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Painful childbirth
Just for eating an apple
Feels like overkill
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Before the first wheel
Adam was first to throw his wife
Right under the bus
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One of God’s first jokes
Why wasn’t Cain a farmer?
He wasn’t Abel
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Be as the Lord God
If at first you don’t succeed
Wash away your sins
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Author’s (unnecessary therapy) note: Thanks to my upbringing, I may have issues with a certain religion. If your faith brings you peace, and through you peace to others, then namaste.
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Sean A.
A happy guy that tends to write a little cynically. Just my way of dealing with the world outside my joyous little bubble.
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