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all this sh*t

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By Ruby RedPublished 8 months ago 1 min read
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all this sh*t
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what is the point to all this sh*t?

i mean maths, of course.

the maths i'm doing, not the one you remember

it's pointless

and yes, whoever you are,

i heard you gasp.

inhale with the surprise of an offended person

but it's inevitable

and you knew that

i hate math

"le gasp"

of course,

you are dramatic about it

of course,

it means so much to you

oh how precious math is to you

all those x's and y's and blah

blah

blabbity blah!

explain this:

250=2x+2y

2y=250-2x

y=125-x

like,

WHY.

(no, you do not have permission to laugh, you nerd)

it is pointless

endless

more endless than the universe

(no, i do not care that i am exaggerating. i am doing the job you know is more truthful than anything else.)

stop it.

math is boring.

it drones on...

and i want my weekends back, thankyou.

a FULL refund.

and a holiday.

that lasts

forever.

please and thank you.

Moral Of The Story: UGHHH

not my poem, but the Truth:

Mental

Abuse

To

Humans.

(make

it

stop.

PLEASE.)

-

Fin.

I have to do maths homework. Thank you for listening to my rant...

i am so tired :)

inspirational
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About the Creator

Ruby Red

"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts."

- William Shakespeare

Consider this a doorway to my heart and soul. 🌱

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran8 months ago

    Mental abuse to humans! That was hilarious!

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