Alien Halloween

An alien came to Earth to visit

He landed his ship in my field

He asked me what was fun to do

On this blue and green ball

That I call home sweet home

So I thought long and hard

On what an alien could do

On this planet called Earth

Where he would not draw

Too much attention to his self

The more I thought, the more I knew

Just what I needed to do

So I took him our trick or treating

Since he already had his costume

And would fit right in.

He said his favorite candy was the Milky Way.

I knew he wasn’t lying since he ate eight right away.

After Halloween is over

We’ll visit a Comic Con

Where he’ll get so many comments

On his realistic choice of Alien Wear

He’ll get a couple of Hollywood Job offers

Which he’ll have to turn down for obvious reasons

The alien will insist on eating at Planet Hollywood

Then he will state that the food there is overrated,

Then he’ll complain about the price of all the food he ate

We’ll fly back to my farm, where he’ll insist on a bonfire

The ensuing wienie roast and s’more fixings

Will satisfy him more than any high-priced food.

When he leaves, he will invite me to visit his homeworld

Plus, he said he’ll be back next year for another

Halloween celebration with me.