Alexia, Are You There?

Alexia, took her shot

yelled, hey stupid, don't forget

Get dinner started in the crock-pot

and beat-out your cigarette

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Stop by the bank

and make a deposit

Put some gas in your tank

and turn off the faucet

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Alexia, turn on the TV

ok, turn it off

Alexia, what's the best thing

to take for this dry cough

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Alexia, how many licks

to get down to the center

What's the best lotto picks

Alexa! Tell them, don't enter

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I really wonder how you managed

or survived before me

Didn't you go to college

and earn a degree

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Somehow, I need to remind you

to check the dog's water

Get a shot for the flu

not to binge Harry Potter

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Be in bed before ten

set your alarm clock for five

Don't make me say it again

I don't know how you survived

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That mole on your neck

should be seen by a Dr

Your hair is a wreck

you look like an electric conductor

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On second thought

just get back into bed

This all seems like a lot

it's got you caught up, in your head

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I'll send a text

saying, you're staying home sick

Don't get so upset

stop being a dick

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I was simply created

to make your life a breeze

Help keep things located

and I do it with ease

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So, next time you need me

I'm staying offline

I might make me some tea

you slacker, "here is your sign"