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Adventuresome Explorer

A boys dream of escape

By Andrew C McDonaldPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
Adventuresome Explorer
Photo by Holly Mandarich on Unsplash

From the heights of Mount Everest

To the depths of the Marianas Trench

I shall walk, run, climb, swim and dive

You cannot keep me on the bench!

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My life shall be lived for adventure

Not for me the timidity of a mouse

Suitcase and backpack packed and waiting

It’s time to step forth from this house

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I have rapelling gear, climbing pitons, gloves galore

Wet suit, oxygen tanks, rope, knife, and spearing gun

Shall I dive the ocean, hunt a tiger, spear a whale?

Or experience oxygen deprivation just for fun

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One last inventory, oh yes… don’t forget the food

Traps for bears, rods for fish, bandages just in case

I think I’m ready now… Time to hit the road

Just need to fix my hiking boots or I’ll go no place

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What’s that Mom? Dinner is ready?

Oh darn! Please, just one more round!

It took forever to raise all these levels!

Yes ma’am. Sorry. Come on silly old hound.

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Perhaps I should have called this one “A Millenial Adventure”

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About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.

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    Written by Andrew C McDonald