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Absentminded! Who Me?

Heather Hubler’s Unofficial Unscramble Challenge

By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶Published 3 years ago • 1 min read
Absentminded! Who Me?
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Where’s my phone?

I demand.

Oh dear!

It’s right here…

In my hand!

I need glasses to see…

I even have three!

My mind bends a bit!

I get in a snit…

Where’s my shopping list?

Going without it…

I end up bent…

Sent…

Into a twist…

Enough to dement!

The foods’ all been eaten…

We’re not on a diet…

Think… beans… meat…

Take a stab… buy it…

I will not be beaten!

I admit…

I may seem rather sane…

But recalling times and dates

In my life’s quite a bane.

It gets intense

When my sock’s mate’s

Nowhere to be seen!

My shirt’s on backwards… in-side out!

I’m teased…

Yes, indeed!

How mean!

Oh, but the maddest…

Was when I made chicken pie…

Which wasn’t the best!

The chicken was absent!

All the same…

It’s kinda neat…

When your mind’s in the mist…

It’s hard to beat!

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Absentminded - main word, 35 unscrambled words used

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    Written by Angie the Archivist 📚🪶