A Loo-some Surprise
Count your blessings: The bathroom is close.
Gut turmoil takes hold,
evil poo 'bout to unfold...
A toilet! Behold!
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Crystal A. Wolfe
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You can find all of my articles on my blog as well on Medium where I'm most active in Humor, Lifestyle, and Travel. I've self-published one fantasy fiction with the sequel in the works.
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The depths of the sea.
In the small coastal village of Cresthaven, nestled between rugged cliffs and sweeping dunes, there lived a young girl named Marina. From her bedroom window, Marina could see the vast expanse of the sea stretching out before her, its depths an endless mystery that beckoned her curious mind.Marina had always been fascinated by the sea. As a child, she would spend hours combing the shoreline for seashells and watching the waves crash against the rocks. But as she grew older, her fascination turned into something deeper—a longing to unravel the secrets hidden beneath the surface.One stormy evening, as the sky darkened and the wind howled outside, Marina sat by the fire with her grandfather, listening to his tales of the sea. He spoke of ancient ships lost to the depths, of creatures lurking in the darkness, and of treasures waiting to be discovered.But it was one story in particular that captured Marina's imagination—the legend of the Depths of the Sea. According to her grandfather, there existed a place far beneath the waves where the ocean floor dropped away into a bottomless abyss. It was said that only the bravest and most skilled sailors dared to venture there, for it was a place of both wonder and peril.From that moment on, Marina was consumed by a single thought—to find the Depths of the Sea and uncover its secrets. She spent every spare moment studying maps and charts, learning the ways of the ocean, and honing her skills as a sailor. And as she grew older, her determination only grew stronger.Finally, the day came when Marina felt ready to embark on her quest. With her trusty boat, the Seabird, and a small crew of fellow adventurers, she set sail into the unknown. For weeks they journeyed across the open sea, facing fierce storms and treacherous currents, but Marina never wavered in her resolve.Then, one morning, as the first light of dawn broke over the horizon, they spotted it—a swirling vortex of water, like a gateway to another world. With a sense of both excitement and trepidation, Marina steered the Seabird into the maelstrom, her heart pounding in her chest.As they descended into the depths, the world around them transformed. Strange and beautiful creatures darted past the windows of the Seabird, their colors shimmering in the faint light. And below them, the ocean floor fell away into darkness, a yawning chasm that seemed to stretch on forever.But Marina pressed on, her eyes fixed on the prize that lay ahead. And then, suddenly, they saw it—a city of ruins, half-buried beneath the silt, its ancient spires reaching towards the surface like fingers of the lost.With a sense of awe, Marina and her crew explored the sunken city, marveling at its beauty and mystery. They discovered treasure beyond their wildest dreams—jewels and artifacts of untold value, hidden for centuries beneath the waves.But as they delved deeper into the ruins, they also uncovered something else—a dark secret that had lain dormant for eons. A creature of nightmare and legend, ancient and terrible, stirred from its slumber and rose up to challenge them.In a desperate battle, Marina and her crew fought for their lives, their swords flashing in the dim light. And in the end, it was Marina herself who delivered the final blow, driving her blade deep into the heart of the beast and vanquishing it once and for all.As they emerged from the Depths of the Sea, battered but triumphant, Marina knew that she had found what she had been searching for—a place of wonder and peril, beauty and danger, where the mysteries of the ocean lay waiting to be discovered.And though she returned to Cresthaven a hero, Marina knew that her journey was far from over. For the sea was vast and boundless, and the Depths of the Sea were but one small part of its endless expanse. And so, with the wind in her sails and the salt spray on her face, Marina set forth once more, ready to explore the wonders that lay beyond the horizon.
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Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Perhaps one of the best known modern plays in all of 20th century theatre, ‘Death of a Salesman’ is a 1949 play written by Arthur Miller. Set in Brooklyn, it takes place over two acts and portrays the tragedy of the Loman household - specifically that of protagonist Willy Loman. It deals with the crushing of the American Dream and forces the audience to confront the harsh truth about what America has become. It ended up winning the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play and as it is revived many times we in literature and drama hope it can continue its influence for years to come.
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ha ha ha . This so not cool, cool. Good one.