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A Kumquat in the Rain

A ludicrous limerick

By Bri CraigPublished 4 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
Top Story - March 2023
A Kumquat in the Rain
Photo by Elianna Friedman on Unsplash

There once was a man from Maine

who got it stuck in his brain

that his teeth would rot

if he ate a kumquat

on a Tuesday in the rain.

Photo by Tina Xinia on Unsplash

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Thank you!

If you're interested in more of my poetry, check out my illustrated poetry book, All the brooding flowers!

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Bri Craig

Bri Craig (she/her) is a variety pack writer. She enjoys writing poetry, webcomic features, humor, short stories, and personal anecdotes. Basically, neither of us will ever know what will be posted next!

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    Written by Bri Craig