A Different Kind of Psychopath

i can wrap you up in bubblewrap

or i can be your hater;

i can show you love at first

or can see you later;

don't scold me, don't rush me,

don't leave me out to dry;

don't fuck me, don't hug me;

my trust is unforgiving;

don't argue with me, don't nag at me;

you aren't always right;

i'll just hold my anger inside;

then blow up at you for hitting me,

and not ask for reasons why;

and when i blow up, i'll blow out

like a pufferfish in mourning;

not even wondering, about who i am shrinking;

don't grab me by the pussy; don't kiss my baby's head;

and if you're thinking about raping me,

well, i guess you'll be sewing your dick back on instead;

i'm a lady, a human, a lover, or a friend;

fuck with me once; you'll see,

a lady's frown can be misread.