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A Blinder with a Strong Right Hook

So love british slang..

By Bonnie BowermanPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
A Blinder with a Strong Right Hook
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There was a peng lass with a dimple

Her heart was truly, lovely and simple

Alas, along came a randy, young yampy, trying slyly, to drag her to bed

“On your bike, ya gormless git” she bellowed, flexing arms strong and nimble

She gave him a mighty big thwack, then he lay perfectly flat, so surprised, by it all, that he bled

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Bonnie Bowerman

Just a curious soul with a crayon, at the beginning of my writing journey. There were many absorbing detours along the way.

I am so happy, I stumbled upon this community. The depth of talent here, takes my breath away!

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    Written by Bonnie Bowerman