A Blinder with a Strong Right Hook
So love british slang..
There was a peng lass with a dimple
Her heart was truly, lovely and simple
Alas, along came a randy, young yampy, trying slyly, to drag her to bed
“On your bike, ya gormless git” she bellowed, flexing arms strong and nimble
She gave him a mighty big thwack, then he lay perfectly flat, so surprised, by it all, that he bled
About the Creator
Bonnie Bowerman
Just a curious soul with a crayon, at the beginning of my writing journey. There were many absorbing detours along the way.
I am so happy, I stumbled upon this community. The depth of talent here, takes my breath away!
Enjoyed the story? Support the Creator.
Subscribe for free to receive all their stories in your feed. You could also pledge your support or give them a one-off tip, letting them know you appreciate their work.
Keep reading
More stories from Bonnie Bowerman and writers in Poets and other communities.
Smartystan
Flags flew freely in the summer breeze. They consisted of a gray and white brain against a black background. Scales of gold sat just beneath the image of the organ. The sun rose at just the zenith and shared its light and warmth with the attendees to one of the country-states’ greatest accomplishments: the graduation of two women who had been in a halfway house and found their passions for art design and communications. Mala and Sheltham looked on with sunglasses and cheered the graduates. With the knowledge they had months to go before being up on that stage, they looked at each other and grinned. After the ceremony, they walked into a pizza restaurant that fit their budgets.
By Skyler Saunders4 days ago in Chapters
Comments (2)
Nice! Funny ending’!
Hahahahahahahahahaha good for her! He deserved it! Loved your poem!