𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤

Stripe: "hey Colleen, how's it going?"

Vocal: "drivers license please, ma'am"

Stripe: "girl, you're already verified!"

Vocal: "yeah, we're going to need you to prove your identity through Stripe."

Stripe: " girl, you're good. We got you!"

Vocal: " unlock your creator benefits- verify your identity via Stripe to take advantage of your Vocal+ subscription"

[verify with Stripe]

I guess this is one way

to make us

take a hiatus

logging in

again and again but

from bad words

i'll refrain

this glitch

is making

my left eye

twitch

like the third monkey

on Noah's ramp

and it's sprinkling.