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Journal Entry: Sat. May 14th 2022

by Scott A. Vancil 2 months ago in humanity
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Saturday, May 14th 2022

Shelby and I wake up and make sandwiches on English Muffins with: vegan butter; spinach; Peppered Tofurkey; Follow-Your-Heart, Vegan, Smoked Gouda Cheese; Smoked Tempeh Bacon; Just Egg Folds; salt; pepper; red cayenne pepper; and hot sauce.

We feast.

I finish off with a mandarin orange and raw almonds.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I put Big Bourbon Beard Balm in my beard and Bourbon Cologne Balm on my neck and wrists.

Then I put on sunscreen.

We pick up Chelsea and Justin and head for Santa Monica to go to the beach. We walk down Santa Monica Pier and take in the sites. We ride the Ferris Wheel and take pictures. Then we ride the Scrambler, and I burst the blood vessels in my arm making a weird mark. We get some coffee and snacks and head to the beach. We dip our toes in and then set up shop up the beach.

We buy some fresh fruit and snack, just hanging for a couple of hours. We get our feet wet again and then head back to rinse off.

We walk back to our car and then go back to North Hollywood to El Tejano. We get guacamole and chips and salsa. I get Shelby a strawberry frozen marg. I get a large Sam Adams Seasonal Ale and a large Cesar Chavez Margarita with Jalapenos.

We chat for awhile and then go home for Shelby and Justin to get high. Then we take a Lyft together to Player One the barcade. I get a double of the Doc Brown cocktail with whiskey in it. Shelby and I play Super Smash Bros.; a racing game; another fighting game; various pinball machines; air hockey; Area 51; and more. Shelby also plays DDR while I play pinball. I have another double of Doc Brown.

We decide to call it a night. They get an Uber to the hotel and we get a Lyft to our apartment. I am sloppy drunk. I haven't been that drunk since my 20s.

Shelby makes me a sandwich with an English Muffin, spinach, tofurkey, vegan cheese, a tomato, and Just Egg fold with hot sauce on top.

I can barely function. I think we watch a little Letter kenny, but I'm really out of it.

Shelby and I shower together. I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. I slip and fall out of the shower and just lie there for awhile. I get back up. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

We go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Saturday, May 14th 2022

humanity

About the author

Scott A. Vancil

Writer/actor/director. Founder Stained Glass Eye Productions. Pansexual/Schizoaffective/Feminist/Vegan. On YouTube and Patreon. I write poems, novels, short stories, comic books, and screenplays in both standard form and iambic pentameter.

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