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Journal Entry: Sun. May 15th 2022

by Scott A. Vancil about a month ago in humanity
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Sunday, May 15th 2022

I wake up and feel like death. I brew a Blue Bottle Bright Blend coffee in my Z's Divine espresso mug.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I brush my teeth, put in Big Bourbon Beard Balm, and put on Bourbon Cologne Balm.

Shelby and I pick up Chelsea and Justin and go to Aeirloom Bakery. I get the Mrs. Cherro, black coffee, rosemary potatoes, and Avocado toast without feta cheese. I feast.

Shelby gets the tacos.

We take Chelsea and Justin to the airport. We have a little trouble finding which terminal. We take them to international, but it turns out they have to walk back a few, check their bags, and walk back to international. We head home.

I take a thunderous shit.

Then we go to Happy Bubbles Laundromat and wash our clothes since the laundry card machine at the apartments still doesn't work. I accidenly put money on someone else's machine. They take their clothes out of the dryer early, and I see a guy try to use the machine next to it. I tell him the other machine still has 45 minutes left on it, so he uses that one instead.

We come back home and put our clothes away.

We give Loki lots of love and attention.

Shelby makes an English Muffin with Miyoko Cashew Cream Cheese.

I catch up with journaling.

Shelby watches Grace and Frankie.

I still feel really awful and take a nap for a few hours.

I wake up and do the dishes listening to Von Kaiser's, 'Ghosts of Miami' album.

Shelby makes me a mimosa. I snack on black beans and chips with her, while she eats her leftover tacos from Aeirloom. She makes me another mimosa.

I go out to look at the Lunar Eclipse with Shelby. It's beautiful. I think about the beauty of the cosmos and how I may not get to see much more of it. I'm so sore. I take some Tylenol. This has been a wild week. We saw all the major hot spots in LA. I had a lot of fun with Justin and Chelsea and I'm really glad I got to meet them. But I'm not going to want to do anything out of the apartment for a long-ass time. I am le tired. I have trouble handling multiple days in a row for activites. I just get overwhelmed. Part anxiety and partly my autism I think.

I have another mimosa.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. I use a bar of soap called Man Bar that smells like Taco Bell's meat seasoning. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I watch Shelby watch Grace and Frankie.

Then I go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Sunday, May 15th 2022.

humanity

About the author

Scott A. Vancil

Writer/actor/director. Founder Stained Glass Eye Productions. Pansexual/Schizoaffective/Feminist/Vegan. On YouTube and Patreon. I write poems, novels, short stories, comic books, and screenplays in both standard form and iambic pentameter.

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