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For the Too Hot For This Challenge

By Stephanie HoogstadPublished 2 months ago • 1 min read
This Thread is on Fire
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@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 11:43 a.m.

The AC is busted again. Dad says he and Grandpa will fix it—like they did last time. Ugh. KMN.

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 12:00 p.m.

Already 85 degrees in here! Got to over 100 in the house last time this happened. God, I hate this.

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 12:54 p.m.

Hungry, too hot to eat. Might try Mom’s gazpacho (Campbell’s tomato soup + cold milk). RIP, Mom.

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 1:04 p.m.

AGH! That milk had TURNED! Almost left it in the fridge for Dad to get, but I poured it down the sink instead. #ValiantDaughter

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 2:30 p.m.

Stripped down to shorts and bra. Can’t stand anything more than that. Might die anyway. No judgment, haters.

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 3:05 p.m.

FFS, can’t even lie on the couch without being suffocated by dogs! It’s too beeping hot for this! GET OFF OF ME, FUR BALLS!

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 4:36 p.m.

Dad and Grandpa still haven’t fixed the AC. Ran out of bottled water, resorting to tap. #Gross #Minerals #GagMe

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:01 p.m.

The AC is back on! HALLELUJAH!

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:05 p.m.

Beeping power is out. I swear, if those two idiots did something…

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:11 p.m.

Not my dad’s fault. Power out for whole block. Perfect. Just…perfect. #FML

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:30 p.m.

Dad and Grandpa are fighting over whether we can go up to my grandparents’ place until the power comes back. Spoiler alert: Dad’s not going to win.

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:32 p.m.

That’s it, I’m going to the movies! #Supergirl here I come!

@BookishGurl93

June 21, 2026 5:40 p.m.

Car’s out of gas. Dammit, Dad!

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