Satirical

The Seussing!
Note: I had this in rough for a while, and it does not cover the whole story, but I thought I had to finally share what I have saved. It made me laugh and it works for fans of the book or the movie.
By Kendall Defoe 7 months ago in Humor
The Gospel of Bare Minimum™
Chapter One: In the Beginning, There Was Meh… “And lo, the people toiled, and were weary. Then a voice spake from behind the couch cushions:
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.
. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Humor
The Grumpy Old Men Talk Tradie
Marty and Steve are two grumpy old men who live together. They have known each other for years. Hot off their debate about chewy on your boot, Steve gets Marty all fired up again.
By Calvin London8 months ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
A Man Gets a Lobotomy:
PITTSBURGH, PA – In a daring act of self-improvement and patriotic devotion, local man Johnny “JD” Dangerfield, 47, voluntarily underwent a full frontal lobotomy this Tuesday, citing his desperate need to “truly believe America is great again.”
By Meko James 8 months ago in Humor
The Ridiculizer 9000™: Because "Jive Turkey" Still Hurts
Are you tired of trying to roast younger generations only to be met with blank stares and a confused, "Did you just call me a... dingbat?" Well, suffer no more, my analog amigo.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Ten things I’ve Learned from watching Naked and Afraid…So Far…. Content Warning.
10. The world is not a safe place, all kinds of little wildlife is out there that can seriously cause harm or death. Season 1, Episode 1 producer Steve Rankin was bitten by a Fur-de-lance and nearly lost his life while scouting a location for the first episode of Naked and Afraid.
By Cassie Moore8 months ago in Humor
If We Took Instructions Literally, Civilization Would Collapse by Thursday
We live in a society held together by one fragile, invisible thread: the collective understanding that no one is taking the instructions literally. This is the unspoken covenant of civilization.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Inside the Gym of Chad “Thunderbuns” Wilson, The World’s First Mentagonist™
When I accepted an internship at The Pompous Post, I imagined journalism. Investigations, serious interviews, and possibly a press badge. Instead, last Tuesday morning, I was handed a clipboard and told:
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Disappearance of Common Sense (As Told by Warning Labels)
There was a time when products trusted us to use them correctly. A ladder did not need to remind us not to stand on the very top rung. A candle did not feel compelled to clarify that fire, historically speaking, is hot. Shampoo did not warn us that it was not to be consumed as a breakfast smoothie.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor