Jokes
Inside the Gym of Chad “Thunderbuns” Wilson, The World’s First Mentagonist™
When I accepted an internship at The Pompous Post, I imagined journalism. Investigations, serious interviews, and possibly a press badge. Instead, last Tuesday morning, I was handed a clipboard and told:
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Disappearance of Common Sense (As Told by Warning Labels)
There was a time when products trusted us to use them correctly. A ladder did not need to remind us not to stand on the very top rung. A candle did not feel compelled to clarify that fire, historically speaking, is hot. Shampoo did not warn us that it was not to be consumed as a breakfast smoothie.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Lie of Rich Corinthian Leather (And Other Things We Believed Because a Man With an Accent Said Them)
There was a time when a man could look into a camera, gently stroke a car seat, and convince an entire nation that luxury had a birthplace. That place was Corinth… Or so we were told.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
My life is a Joke
Chapter 1: The day Started cold... and Went Wrong Immediately The day I woke up with a cold that wasn't normal. Not the "oh, how refreshing" kind of cold. No. This was the kind of cold that makes you question your life choices, your priorities, and every bad decision you've made since birth.
By Lydia martinez8 months ago in Humor
America’s Untapped Energy Crisis May Be Closer Than We Think...
For decades, policymakers, scientists, and think tanks alike have searched desperately for a clean, renewable, domestic energy source. One capable of freeing the nation from its dependence on fossil fuels. Solar has promise. Wind has potential. Nuclear remains controversial.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Grey Lady...
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Pompous Post recently came into possession of the following document while rummaging through the digital equivalent of a filing cabinet marked “Probably Important.” What appears to be the opening salvo in a potential journalistic battle royale (a term we are using in the broadest sense and without paying any royalties to Vince McMahon) raised enough questions about integrity, tradition, and the future of news that we felt obligated to share it. We believe in transparency, facts, and letting readers decide for themselves… especially when the gloves come off.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
We Regret to Inform You That Your Friend Is Speaking Entirely in Obscure Movie Quotes
As editors, we feel it is our responsibility... nay, our duty, to issue the following disclaimer: If you are currently friends with, related to, or standing behind a man who speaks exclusively in obscure movie quotes, we want you to know something very important.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin is one of the most influential figures in the history of cinema. More than a century after his rise to fame, his work continues to inspire filmmakers, comedians, and audiences around the world. Chaplin was not just an actor; he was a complete filmmaker—writer, director, producer, editor, and composer—at a time when the film industry was still in its early stages. His ability to blend comedy with deep human emotion made him a global icon whose legacy remains unmatched.
By shaoor afridi9 months ago in Humor
