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Dreams, Sleepwalking & Late-Night Mafia Interrogations
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been living a rich, double life. By day: responsible adult (ish). By night: high-definition dream cinematographer, multilingual negotiator, occasional furniture rearranger. I’m basically Netflix, but weirder, cheaper, and with more nudity.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
Home Depot Jokes: Bringing the Humor Home
Alright, whether you’re a DIY pro, a weekend warrior, or just someone who occasionally wanders the aisles of Home Depot searching for inspiration (and maybe a snack), Home Depot jokes are a fun way to add a little humor to the world of tools, lumber, and orange aprons.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Hobby Collector or Hobby Abandoner? Yes
You know that feeling when you just know a new passion has entered your soul? You’re in bed, peacefully scrolling through Instagram or watching a relaxing DIY video on YouTube and BOOM — you’re convinced you were born to crochet. Or laser wood. Or make handmade candles shaped like forest animals.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
Dreams, Delusions & Discount Airline Tickets
Once upon a time, I looked up at the sky, squinted dramatically like a child in a 90s movie, and watched a plane slice through the clouds like butter. “Wow”, I thought, “flying must be the most magical thing in the world”.
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
How Changing One Carpet Unleashed the Interior Design Kraken
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day. Neither was my living room. In fact, my living room was perfectly content — grey and white, tired, and slightly dusty — until one fateful morning when I innocently turned to my husband and uttered the six most dangerous words in any marriage: “We should change the carpet, babe.”
By Tina's Blossom Lifeabout a year ago in Humor
