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"Express Yourself!" they say. Yeah, right. There are times all I want to say is.*****. Well, I really can't and won't say it, but you, dear reader, know what I mean. Regardless of how people felt this last week, there's either an expression of grief or gloating. Neither side wants to hear either, except in the privacy of their safe groups where they can either glare or gloat.
By Nancy Nason Guss2 years ago in Humor
Are You In Pain? Or Are You Just A Woman?
Introduction The experience of pain is universal, but how it's perceived, treated, and even questioned can vary dramatically based on factors like gender, race, and age. For many women, the struggle for adequate recognition and treatment of pain is a daily reality, compounded by stereotypes, biases, and misconceptions that have persisted for centuries. The phrase "Are you in pain, or are you just a woman?" may sound stark, but it echoes a painful truth about how women's pain is often dismissed, misunderstood, or minimized. In this article, we'll explore the complex dynamics surrounding women's pain, from the medical biases that persist to the societal attitudes that can contribute to an environment of disbelief.
By Usama Shahid2 years ago in Humor
They were the Best of Memes, They were the Worst of Memes
I'm seriously out of control! Someone should seriously stop me! I'm having too much fun! Okay. I won't stop. I published this stuff originally in a Place-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless (🤐the Journal Community) before there was a proper place at Vocal for comedy. Recently I've been migrating shit over here, where it belongs. I've updated this routine and removed all those contagious Covid jokes that weren't funny at all. All they did was cause inflation. My Bad. 🤷
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
A Love Beyond Words
A Love Beyond Words 1. The First Glance Riya had just moved to the bustling city of Mumbai for her first job. Life was new, fast-paced, and a little lonely. The chaos of city life overwhelmed her until the day she first saw Aarav at a café she’d begun frequenting. Aarav, a photographer by profession, always had a warm, welcoming smile for everyone. But when his eyes met Riya’s, there was a flicker of recognition, an instant connection neither could ignore. It was a silent glance that spoke volumes, and from that day on, they found themselves visiting the café, hoping for another encounter.
By Mahalakshmi2 years ago in Humor
We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing . Top Story - April 2022.
I've written several 'comedy routines' inspired by the memes I yank from my Facebook feed. I call this series Meme-ing For Laughs. I started writing this crap a long time ago, before Vocal had a Humor Community. I'm now in the process of migrating all those guffaws over here— to their proper place in the Humor Community! This one previously won a Top Story thingie!!! ⚡😁👍
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
A Brilliant Saturday Morning Joke!
In the vibrant and bustling town of Lagos, there lived a spirited young boy named Tunji, affectionately known as "Tunji the Storyteller." His laughter enchanted everyone, and his jokes were so delightful that even the goats lounging in the sun would bleat joyfully whenever he passed by, their ears perked up in excitement. One brilliant Saturday morning, with the sun shining brightly and a gentle breeze rustling the leaves, Tunji decided it was the perfect day to unveil his funniest story yet. He gathered a crowd of eager listeners in the heart of the town, climbing onto a small hill that overlooked the lively market. As he settled himself, the townspeople clustered around, their faces lit with anticipation. "Once upon a time," he began, the corners of his mouth curving into a mischievous grin, "there was a clever farmer named Baba Shola, who lived on the outskirts of town. One day, he purchased the smartest parrot in all of Lagos. This parrot was extraordinary; it could imitate any sound with astounding precision! You would sneeze, and it would cheekily sneeze right back at you. You’d cough, and it would dramatically moan, 'Ah, I'm sick!' just like a seasoned actor." The crowd erupted in chuckles, and a cheeky boy from the back shouted, "What happened next, Tunji?" "Oh, you'll love this!" Tunji replied, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Baba Shola had a plan brewing. Thinking to share the parrot's talents with everyone, he decided to take it to the market for a grand display. But just as they were nearing the bustling stalls filled with colorful fruits and vegetables, the parrot whispered with a twinkle in its eye, 'Baba Shola, wait! I can do something even better than mimicry! I can dance!'" Gasps of surprise echoed through the crowd. Even a chicken, strutting across the road with a nonchalant cluck, paused to listen intently. "Baba Shola’s jaw nearly dropped in disbelief. 'Show me!' he exclaimed, unable to contain his excitement. And to everyone’s amazement, the parrot burst into a lively rendition of Azonto (Popular dance in Lagos), shaking its feathery body to an invisible beat! The townsfolk watched in awe, clapping along to the rhythm. But suddenly, disaster struck—Baba Shola's hat flew off his head and, in a flash, a cheeky monkey swooped in and snatched it away, joining in on the dance!” The crowd leaned in, their eyes wide with anticipation. "While the monkey swayed and twirled with Baba Shola's hat perched jauntily on its head, the poor parrot stood to the side, utterly confused, looking around like, 'Did everyone just forget about me?!'" Laughter rippled through the audience, and an old man doubled over, wiping tears of mirth from beneath his glasses. But Tunji wasn’t finished yet. Feeling a bit embarrassed for his feathered friend, Baba Shola decided to make amends by treating the parrot to something special. He dashed over to the sizzling pepper vendor and asked for the hottest pepper in the market, determined that a little spice would teach the rascally monkey a lesson. With a dramatic pause, Tunji lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper, heightening the suspense in the air. "But as the aroma of the scorching pepper wafted towards the parrot, it screeched at the top of its lungs, 'Baba, that pepper is too hot! I came here to dance, not to eat fire!' And with that, off it flew, soaring over stalls and vendors, squawking like a wild siren!" The crowd roared with laughter, some holding their sides in mirth. Tunji's best friend, Sola, was laughing so hard he could hardly contain himself. "That parrot is wiser than you, Tunji!" he teased, shaking his head. With a playful shrug and a sparkling wink, Tunji replied, “Maybe so. But I know one thing the parrot definitely didn’t figure out…” The townspeople leaned in closer, curiosity written all over their faces. “I know where Baba Shola hides his secret stash of suya!(Roasted beef)” And with that, the crowd erupted into cheers, chanting, “Tunji! Tunji! Tunji!” as the storyteller beamed proudly, his job was complete. From that day forward, the people of Lagos understood one undeniable truth: if there was a story worth telling, Tunji the Storyteller was the one destined to share it.
By Usman Saheed2 years ago in Humor
"Friendship & Resilience"
Once upon a time, within the heart of a bustling city, a youthful lady named Sarah confronted an emergency that would make anybody break a sweat: She misplaced her phone. And not fair to any phone—her adored smartphone, filled with cherished recollections, contacts, and her carefully curated collection of pooch memes. It was a small but precious part of her daily life, her digital diary.
By Bisma saeed2 years ago in Humor
Jaharveer Chalisa
Jaharveer Chalisa, a devotional hymn dedicated to Baba Jaharveer, holds immense cultural and spiritual significance in the Indian subcontinent. Revered by millions, especially in North India, this Chalisa is a cornerstone of worship for those seeking divine intervention and protection. Baba Jaharveer, also known as Goga Ji Maharaj, is a legendary folk deity whose life and teachings are interwoven with bravery, compassion, and protection of the downtrodden. This article delves into the spiritual, historical, and cultural context of the Jaharveer Chalisa, shedding light on its structure, the associated rituals, and its relevance in modern times.
By DINESH KUMAR SHARMA2 years ago in Humor
The invisible Chain
Our era is marked by unsettling answers, but no one expects them to come from artificial intelligence. We are used to imagining apocalyptic scenarios filled with sentient machines only in science fiction films like Terminator or Star Wars, where robots become beings with autonomous thought. Or in video games like Halo, where AI takes on the dual role of humanity’s defender or its potential enemy. But what would happen if artificial intelligence were truly the devil, intent on subjugating humanity?
By Simone Nunziata2 years ago in Humor
