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My Favorite Bottle
When I was six or seven years old, my mother, father, sister, brother and our neighbours went on a memorable trip. It was the first time I had witnessed a waterfall in real life, and I was left in wonder. It was so beautiful that (in my child brain) it was as if clouds were raining from the blue sky overhead. The waterfall was named Bopath Falls, and it was a place I would never forget.
By Rohitha Lanka2 years ago in Humor
The Salted Winds of New Shores
Beneath the endless sky, where the sea meets land in a fragile embrace, a small boat rocked violently against the angry tides. On board, a woman, her hands weathered by the storm of survival, gripped the oars with a desperation that only a mother could understand. Her child, swaddled in blankets of hope, slept in the far corner, unaware of the world unraveling around them.
By GoldenSpeech2 years ago in Humor
The Absurdist Awakening Challenge
Bob the Pineapple was tired of his mundane existence. Day in and day out, he rolled around the kitchen counter, doing absolutely nothing except being ogled by the humans who had a strange obsession with his spiky hair. Bob longed for more. He dreamed of becoming something greater, someone who wasn’t just a fruit in a bowl.
By GoldenSpeech2 years ago in Humor
The Grocery Store Odyssey: When Shopping Carts Lead to Chaos
The Grocery List That Started It All Have you ever walked into a grocery store expecting a mundane experience, only to leave questioning reality itself? No? Then perhaps you’ve never encountered a self-aware loaf of bread or a cashier who moonlights as a time traveler.
By Alain SUPPINI2 years ago in Humor
Ghost of Wittgenstein Worries That Donald Trump's Existence Invalidates a Foundational Concept of Logical Analysis
The ghost of what many consider the greatest philosopher of the modern age, Ludwig Wittgenstein, appeared this morning outside his family estate of Haus Wittgenstein (also known as the Stonborough House and the Wittgenstein House) on the Kundmannagasse in Vienna, Austria. He appeared to be deep in thought and in great distress. Several onlookers who got too close received verbal tongue lashings from the great philosopher which caused them to break down in tears and run home to their mothers seeking comfort. Those who were able to approach at a respectable distance could hear him muttering to himself. Reportedly he was mostly speaking to about the current president of the United States, Donald Trump. He was worried that the existence of Trump has called into to question a foundational concept of logical analysis. Said the author of two of the greatest works on the philosophy of logic, language, and the mind ever written, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus and Philosophical Investigations, “It has been accepted as the case since the beginnings of logical analysis and certainly with the advent of formal logic that those things which are nonsense can have no truth value. They can be neither true nor false. Yet, Donald Trump seems to regularly utter words in a certain order within our shared language that routinely violate what we all believed was an unbreakable rule. He somehow manages to say things which are both nonsensical, yet also false at the same time. Even more worrying is his seeming ability to break this rule with his actions which also manage to make no sense (ie. be nonsense) and yet somehow also be false at the same time. I understand this second concept may be difficult for those of you with limited intellectual capabilities, which frankly is basically all of you, to understand, and I will not be wasting my time explaining it to you, but suffice to say it is correct and you are a fool for questioning it.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
