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Chocolate Jokes for Kids: Sweet Laughs That'll Melt Your Heart
Chocolate’s already sweet, but throw in a few giggles and you’ve got yourself a recipe for fun! Whether it’s a candy bar in your lunchbox or a gooey treat after dinner, chocolate has a way of making everything better.
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Fridge of Feelings
Jason Patel was a perfectly ordinary guy — a little messy, chronically single, and proudly addicted to microwave burritos. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates: a houseplant named Steve (who was definitely dead), and his brand-new smart fridge, the “ChillMaster X7,” a voice-activated AI appliance that came with a discount because it was a “beta version.”
By NIAZ Muhammadabout a year ago in Humor
How Not to Get Changed for a Gig
It was a Thursday, I think. I'd finished work at 3:30, thrown my guitar into the back of my Citroën C1, and grabbed Sam and his guitar from the office. We both worked at the same school, which made the whole thing feel even less rock and roll. There’s something uniquely jarring about trying to channel indie frontman energy when you were, less than an hour ago, reminding a six-year-old that glue sticks are not snacks.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmerabout a year ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
Where the ‘P’ dad Sings, and the phone denies access to binge
On the day of the 17th of July. Everything became too loud. The police siren. The music my sister in law was playing. The sound whilst they scored the paper and moved the tool across the wall, erasing what we were all tired of seeing. It was annoying. All of it, without internet access.
By Caitlin Charltonabout a year ago in Humor
