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The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 11 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post11 months ago in Humor
The Interior Decoration of Police Interrogation Rooms
In a new survey published this month in 'Paint and Paste' magazine there is much criticism directed at the design of many American police stations. In an extensive project the buildings of our law-enforcement institutions have come under heavy scrutiny.
By Parody and Satire11 months ago in Humor
Funny Things Children Say - A History Lesson in Arithmetic.
Mr McKillop was developing an unhealthy but entirely understandable dread of Class 4B. Not that they were unruly or disruptive, although they did tend to bring chaos to his peace of mind at every turn.
By Parody and Satire11 months ago in Humor
'Arrivederci Pet!' - the Geordies Who Built the Colosseum
Recent archaeological discoveries have shed new light on the construction of the Colosseum in Rome in ancient Italy. For the first time Historians now have confirmed evidence of the rumours and theories that have circulated for decades in the academic world.
By Parody and Satire11 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post11 months ago in Humor
Countryside Jokes: Laughing Your Way Through the Simple Life
The countryside is a place of calm, fresh air, and wide-open spaces—but that doesn’t mean it’s short on humor! From cows and chickens to tractors and mud, the rural life is packed with funny moments just waiting to be turned into jokes.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
TMNT Jokes: Cowabunga Your Way to Laughter
If you grew up in the ‘80s or ‘90s—or even just binge-watched the modern Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) series—you know that these pizza-loving, sewer-dwelling heroes are as funny as they are brave. And while TMNT is famous for epic battles and heroic deeds, it’s the humor scattered throughout their adventures that makes fans smile again and again.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
