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Advice Based On My Grandchild's Words.
How many times a day do you hear the word "no!"? I heard it more times than I can count when my kids were very young, and I hear it more times than I can count when my grandkids want attention, mostly when myself, their grandad, and their mum are busy.
By Carol Ann Townendabout a year ago in Humor
The Alarm Clock That Fought Back
Ahmed was not a morning person. In fact, if there were a competition for hitting the snooze button the most times before waking up, Ahmed would have not only won—it’s likely he would’ve slept through the award ceremony.
By NIAZ Muhammadabout a year ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah about a year ago in Humor
"Lightweight". Top Story - August 2025.
The day had been a long one, Moving into a new place involved so much work and she was exhausted. They had the last load in the truck, and just the thought of having to unload and set up her bed when they got to the new place made her want to cry!
By Pamela Walsh-Holteabout a year ago in Humor
I Said "Come Over." I Didn’t Mean "Undress My Soul.". Content Warning.
This story is HER point of view. Read MY point of view here: (link) It was late. I wasn’t thinking clearly. I wasn’t drunk, just… hollow in that floaty, post-breakup way, where attention feels like medicine and silence feels like a threat.
By Samarelabout a year ago in Humor
She said 'come over'. Her dog said: Don't!
Around midnight, she said it—casually, carelessly, with the kind of digital shrug only a seasoned flirt can pull off: “Come see me.”
By Samarelabout a year ago in Humor
I Left the Baby in Dimension X
There's a baby in the back of the glider, but it's not mine. Sure, she looks like my baby, but my baby never cries when we're cruising through the Kuiper belt. Quite the opposite. Cruising through the solar system's outer reaches is sometimes the only way I can get her to fall asleep.
By Muhammad Sabeelabout a year ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah about a year ago in Humor
Humor Training
Our training on humor went well today. We talked about humor being healing. We talked about laughter yoga. And we talked about Dr. Annette Goodheart, who told me she was paid to get up on stage and laugh with others.
By Denise E Lindquistabout a year ago in Humor
My First Day – Part 3 (The Finale)
Unlike other multi-parters I’ve done on the platform, this one is not meant to be self-contained, so I highly recommend you start at the beginning if you’re new to Jason Nightingale.
By Stephen A. Roddewigabout a year ago in Humor
Spider-Man: Web of One Day
The sun rose over New York City, casting gold onto the skyline and bouncing light off the polished glass of Midtown towers. In a small Queens apartment, Peter Parker sat at his cluttered kitchen table, cradling a cold cup of coffee. His Spider-Man mask lay beside an open envelope—one with shaky handwriting that simply read:
By Muhammmad Zain Ul Hassanabout a year ago in Humor