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Terms and Conditions of Being Human
Effective Date: Your first breath Termination Date: Classified Governing Jurisdiction: Reality, in all its inconvenient, contradictory forms
By Alain SUPPINIabout a year ago in Humor
Hilarious Joke Time!. AI-Generated.
Once upon a time in sunny South Africa, there were two inseparable friends: Dom Jan and Slim Jan. These two were the ultimate jack-of-all-trades—no job too big, no task too small. They could fix a car, paint a house, or even teach a parrot to recite Shakespeare!
By Winston Benjaminabout a year ago in Humor
How to Accidentally Annoy Everyone You Love
If you’ve ever wondered how to accidentally annoy every single person you care about without meaning to, congratulations — you’re a human being. This is my specialty, though I assure you, it’s not intentional.
By Haris Raheemabout a year ago in Humor
The Day My Brain Took a Coffee Break
It all began on a Tuesday, which is, as everyone knows, Monday wearing a cheap disguise. I woke up, shuffled to the kitchen, and pressed the coffee machine button like it was the launch key for a nuclear missile.
By Haris Raheemabout a year ago in Humor
Dinner, Disaster, and a Duck: My Worst First Date Ever
The Build-Up There’s a certain thrill to a first date. That mix of nervousness and hope. The “what if” floating in your head as you carefully choose your outfit, rehearse witty one-liners, and pretend your hair will actually cooperate.
By Habib kingabout a year ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Meets Her Sister for Lunch
Gloria’s Getting Ready for Her Lunch Date “Gloria, I think you should wear your teal top with your mustard-yellow scarf loosely hanging from your neck.”
By Rick Henry Christopher about a year ago in Humor
The Goat Election
In the quiet village of Chikni Dhani, elections had always been a loud, dramatic affair. But this year, something unexpected happened. Something… goaty.
By meerjananabout a year ago in Humor
⚡WARNING❗BE DETERRED❗ MEME-ING ALERT❗❗❗. Content Warning.
⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡WARNING: This story has entirely too many WARNINGS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST! { It's more like a trial.}
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Dangerfield Jokes: Laughs That “Get No Respect”
Rodney Dangerfield, the legendary stand-up comedian, built an entire career on one timeless catchphrase: “I don’t get no respect.”
By JokeJesterabout a year ago in Humor
Ms. Gloria and the Case of the Missing Cake
Ms. Gloria was famous in her neighborhood for one thing: her cake. It wasn’t just any cake. It was a rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate cake with layers of velvety frosting that could turn even the most stoic person into a dessert enthusiast. Every year, without fail, Ms. Gloria baked it for the neighborhood bake sale, and it was always the first thing to sell out.
By Solene Hartabout a year ago in Humor
Minimalism Ruined My Life (But at Least I Have One Chair)
Greetings from the echoing cathedral that is my living room, where the acoustics are immaculate because there is nothing in here except me, a succulent named Trevor, and the one chair I kept “for guests.” I am living proof that you can declutter your way straight into a spiritual crisis and still have to stand while eating cereal. Minimalism promised me serenity. It delivered shin splints from all the standing. Behold my cautionary tale...
By The Pompous Postabout a year ago in Humor
*The Great Mango Heist*
In the thick of a July afternoon, when the sun hung heavy and the air smelled like warm earth and ripe fruit, the mango trees of Ahmedpur wore their golden bounty with pride. And none shone brighter than Haji Saab’s ancient Chaunsa tree—its branches sagging under the weight of mangoes so sweet, people swore they could make a grumpy uncle crack a smile.
By meerjananabout a year ago in Humor