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She Said No!. Content Warning.
"No!" She said. "No! No! No!" She sat in the Cafe, eying up the beautiful rainbow cake in front of her. She was supposed to be on a mission to eat less cake; it wasn't that she needed to lose weight, but she had pledged to be more healthy.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
Wisdom and Witty Reminiscence: Unraveling the Tapestry of Good Human Behaviors
In the sunlit garden of the senior living community, Ethel and Harold, two seasoned individuals with a shared history of laughter and life, found themselves immersed in a conversation about the virtues of good human behaviors. Little did they know, their dialogue would unravel into a comedy of timeless tales, mischievous grins, and the enduring warmth of kindness in the golden years.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri3 years ago in Humor
What We Do In The Shadows. Content Warning.
From the film From the TV Series Introduction What We Do In The Shadows is in its final series, and since the TV series relocated the crew to Staten Island it has been one of my favourite excursions into the creatures of the night, incredibly funny with a top-notch cast.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 3 years ago in Humor
Wings and Whimsy: A First Flight Folly
On a bustling plane awaiting takeoff, Sarah, a first-time flyer with wide eyes and a hint of nervous excitement, found herself in a conversation with Fran, a seasoned flight attendant with a penchant for humor. Little did they know, their dialogue would evolve into a comedy of seatbelt acrobatics, sky-high snack expectations, and the timeless charm of navigating the skies.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri3 years ago in Humor
Hippos vs. Sloths: The Battle for World Domination
Aquatic Advantage: Hippos utilize their aquatic prowess to establish strategic strongholds in rivers and lakes, while sloths rely on their arboreal habitats, primarily in trees. The battle begins with hippos dominating the waterways, but sloths hold the advantage in dense forests.
By Richard Weber3 years ago in Humor
Thoughts About Cindy
Cindy turned ninety two weeks ago. It was just another day for her though. She went into the lounge and all the flowers, about 28 bouquets, that arrived from friends, family, acquaintances and associates, beautifully decorated her home. She asked one of her staff members, "have you ever seen anything like this?' She was certainly flattered to receive so many bouquets. He politely said no, although what he actually thought was 'yeah, at a funeral'.
By Hummingbird3 years ago in Humor
Breakfast Bickering: A Harvest of Healthy Hilarity
In the rustic setting of a farmhouse kitchen, Mark and Sarah, two agriculturists adorned with soil-stained overalls and fueled by a passion for cultivation, found themselves embroiled in a spirited debate about the nutritional prowess of their respective breakfast menus.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri3 years ago in Humor
What innocent-seeming picture is actually heartbreaking?
This cute little boy ended up being rejected by my mother. Decades later I asked my mom what that was about and she said: “I don’t know, when he got to be three, he got ugly to me.” The other four of us didn’t know that or understand what it was about. He became the family scapegoat, taking mental and physical abuse from the brother three years older and mental abuse from the rest of us. Then my father died when he was eight and my mother moved us 2000 miles away across the country. The family went under stress, but the one brother picked on him.
By Nelson Change3 years ago in Humor
Martin the Wise
“You are visible to me, my lass. Can you see me? I know it’s no longer a pleasure to do so, but time is merciless.” “Yes, I am glad to see and hear you! Yesterday, grandfather, you said that the uprising was the beginning, the root of the Revolution.”
By D. J. Reddall3 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux3 years ago in Humor
Subterranean Whispers: A Village's Voyage into the Metro Mysteries
In the bustling heart of the village, Raj and Leela, two villagers dressed in vibrant traditional attire, found themselves on an urban escapade, venturing into the mysterious realm of the underground railway for the very first time. As they descended into the subway, the air filled with whispers of excitement and the promise of comedic revelations.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri3 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight3 years ago in Humor
