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We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing . Top Story - April 2022.
I've written several 'comedy routines' inspired by the memes I yank from my Facebook feed. I call this series Meme-ing For Laughs. I started writing this crap a long time ago, before Vocal had a Humor Community. I'm now in the process of migrating all those guffaws over here— to their proper place in the Humor Community! This one previously won a Top Story thingie!!! ⚡😁👍
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
A Brilliant Saturday Morning Joke!
In the vibrant and bustling town of Lagos, there lived a spirited young boy named Tunji, affectionately known as "Tunji the Storyteller." His laughter enchanted everyone, and his jokes were so delightful that even the goats lounging in the sun would bleat joyfully whenever he passed by, their ears perked up in excitement. One brilliant Saturday morning, with the sun shining brightly and a gentle breeze rustling the leaves, Tunji decided it was the perfect day to unveil his funniest story yet. He gathered a crowd of eager listeners in the heart of the town, climbing onto a small hill that overlooked the lively market. As he settled himself, the townspeople clustered around, their faces lit with anticipation. "Once upon a time," he began, the corners of his mouth curving into a mischievous grin, "there was a clever farmer named Baba Shola, who lived on the outskirts of town. One day, he purchased the smartest parrot in all of Lagos. This parrot was extraordinary; it could imitate any sound with astounding precision! You would sneeze, and it would cheekily sneeze right back at you. You’d cough, and it would dramatically moan, 'Ah, I'm sick!' just like a seasoned actor." The crowd erupted in chuckles, and a cheeky boy from the back shouted, "What happened next, Tunji?" "Oh, you'll love this!" Tunji replied, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Baba Shola had a plan brewing. Thinking to share the parrot's talents with everyone, he decided to take it to the market for a grand display. But just as they were nearing the bustling stalls filled with colorful fruits and vegetables, the parrot whispered with a twinkle in its eye, 'Baba Shola, wait! I can do something even better than mimicry! I can dance!'" Gasps of surprise echoed through the crowd. Even a chicken, strutting across the road with a nonchalant cluck, paused to listen intently. "Baba Shola’s jaw nearly dropped in disbelief. 'Show me!' he exclaimed, unable to contain his excitement. And to everyone’s amazement, the parrot burst into a lively rendition of Azonto (Popular dance in Lagos), shaking its feathery body to an invisible beat! The townsfolk watched in awe, clapping along to the rhythm. But suddenly, disaster struck—Baba Shola's hat flew off his head and, in a flash, a cheeky monkey swooped in and snatched it away, joining in on the dance!” The crowd leaned in, their eyes wide with anticipation. "While the monkey swayed and twirled with Baba Shola's hat perched jauntily on its head, the poor parrot stood to the side, utterly confused, looking around like, 'Did everyone just forget about me?!'" Laughter rippled through the audience, and an old man doubled over, wiping tears of mirth from beneath his glasses. But Tunji wasn’t finished yet. Feeling a bit embarrassed for his feathered friend, Baba Shola decided to make amends by treating the parrot to something special. He dashed over to the sizzling pepper vendor and asked for the hottest pepper in the market, determined that a little spice would teach the rascally monkey a lesson. With a dramatic pause, Tunji lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper, heightening the suspense in the air. "But as the aroma of the scorching pepper wafted towards the parrot, it screeched at the top of its lungs, 'Baba, that pepper is too hot! I came here to dance, not to eat fire!' And with that, off it flew, soaring over stalls and vendors, squawking like a wild siren!" The crowd roared with laughter, some holding their sides in mirth. Tunji's best friend, Sola, was laughing so hard he could hardly contain himself. "That parrot is wiser than you, Tunji!" he teased, shaking his head. With a playful shrug and a sparkling wink, Tunji replied, “Maybe so. But I know one thing the parrot definitely didn’t figure out…” The townspeople leaned in closer, curiosity written all over their faces. “I know where Baba Shola hides his secret stash of suya!(Roasted beef)” And with that, the crowd erupted into cheers, chanting, “Tunji! Tunji! Tunji!” as the storyteller beamed proudly, his job was complete. From that day forward, the people of Lagos understood one undeniable truth: if there was a story worth telling, Tunji the Storyteller was the one destined to share it.
By Usman Saheed2 years ago in Humor
"Friendship & Resilience"
Once upon a time, within the heart of a bustling city, a youthful lady named Sarah confronted an emergency that would make anybody break a sweat: She misplaced her phone. And not fair to any phone—her adored smartphone, filled with cherished recollections, contacts, and her carefully curated collection of pooch memes. It was a small but precious part of her daily life, her digital diary.
By Bisma saeed2 years ago in Humor
Life's Box of Chocolates
What a day! It's fascinating how everything makes sense when I put it down on paper. As if the universe, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps its twisted sense of humor), had decided to serve me the grand cake of existence on a silver platter, winking and whispering: "Let's see what you do with this, Sophie." And here I am, fork in hand, wondering where to start eating.
By Ulter Damin2 years ago in Humor
Why Small-Budget Bollywood Movies Are Struggling at the Box Office
In recent years, Bollywood has seen a noticeable trend where small-budget films are finding it increasingly tough to succeed in theaters. Even with creative storytelling and skilled actors, these films often fail to draw in audiences.
By Sneha Verma2 years ago in Humor
Jaharveer Chalisa
Jaharveer Chalisa, a devotional hymn dedicated to Baba Jaharveer, holds immense cultural and spiritual significance in the Indian subcontinent. Revered by millions, especially in North India, this Chalisa is a cornerstone of worship for those seeking divine intervention and protection. Baba Jaharveer, also known as Goga Ji Maharaj, is a legendary folk deity whose life and teachings are interwoven with bravery, compassion, and protection of the downtrodden. This article delves into the spiritual, historical, and cultural context of the Jaharveer Chalisa, shedding light on its structure, the associated rituals, and its relevance in modern times.
By DINESH KUMAR SHARMA2 years ago in Humor
The invisible Chain
Our era is marked by unsettling answers, but no one expects them to come from artificial intelligence. We are used to imagining apocalyptic scenarios filled with sentient machines only in science fiction films like Terminator or Star Wars, where robots become beings with autonomous thought. Or in video games like Halo, where AI takes on the dual role of humanity’s defender or its potential enemy. But what would happen if artificial intelligence were truly the devil, intent on subjugating humanity?
By Simone Nunziata2 years ago in Humor
Hyprov Review: Is Hyprov: Improv Under Hypnosis Funnier Than Your Co-Worker's Improv Troupe? - (Updated 2024)
Yes, without a doubt, "Hyprov: Improv Under Hypnosis" surpasses the comedic offerings of your average co-worker's improv troupe. While your co-worker's troupe may deliver amusing performances, "Hyprov" takes comedy to a whole new level with its unique premise and unparalleled execution.
By Kenzie Scott2 years ago in Humor
