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Writing all wrong?
You've called it quits with the story or poem or song lyrics or what have you; you've chosen your community, and decided into which realms your piece belongs. You give it a final read then, tentatively, your tummy likely in knots, you hit PUBLISH.
By Marie McGrath2 years ago in Humor
All Aboard! How to Add Your Baby to Your Volaris Itinerary
Volaris Infant Policy: How to Add a Baby to Your Reservation Traveling with an Infant on Volaris? Here’s What You Need to Know
By telowa2 years ago in Humor
a president and dinner. Content Warning.
President Bill Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated at one of the finest tables. As he is looking at the menu the waitress walks over to him and says "Mr. President, what would you like?" "How about a quickie?" he says as he is looking her over. Angerly she slaps him across the face and storms away. The secret service agent sitting next to him says "Sir, I believe it's pronounced QUICHE." Sir not quickie as he walked out of the lavish restaurant back to his limo as everyone looked in shock and awe after he was told to leave he said to agent 2 that all I wanted was a simple quiche awe man now I’m hungry wow have I really did this time guess the next time I will just ask the agents to order for me so I won’t mess up next time come to ihop oh dear bill chuckled lil bit after arriving back In his office after the incident earlier with the waitress hitting him later a agent suggested that he possibly have the kitchen staff prepare a quiche at home next time to avoid the same mistake at ihop that made earlier at the fancy dinner place the next day bill sat out to try another fancy restaurant and it happened again another waitress threw glass of water on him bill replied man what is going on I don’t understand that’s the way you say quiche isn’t it again the agent replied no Mr Clinton I’m afraid you got it wrong again once more it’s pronounced quiche not quickie sir bill sighed in frustration again guess I will never get that broccoli quickie after all again bill left hungry frustrated wandering where to go to get that perfect broccoli quiche with out getting slapped each time by the waitress or waiter bill sat on the curb after being kicked out of the new fancy restaurant le eiefel stating I just have to find place where they don’t slap as much every time u let me have a broccoli quickie with coffee as bill cried on the edge of the sidewalk the agent said Mr president what if took you Andean most exclusive place in town bill said in a sad voice ok well as they headed to andiamo he stated what if it happens again then I will never get my quiche aww man as they arrived inside bill was taken to the banquet private room he was seated promptly the waitress began his drink order then came back to take his order again it happened he asked for broccoli quickie instead of broccoli quiche the waitress threw a punch this time instead of a slap again bill was with out his broccoli quiche the secret service agent said next time im doing the ordering Mr president to save you from getting hit again bill tried at another restaurant later that week called di amatos again bill arrived was given the best seat near the window in the banquet area of the restaurant he was promptly seated the waiter asked him what would he like to order after he brought the drinks he proceeded to order but his agent stopped him and ordered the quiche him self this time this time seem the charm and the president was spared a slapped this time and finally got his prized broccoli quiche bill was so happy and excited finally he got his broccoli quickie and didn’t get kicked out this time as he ate his food he showed a very big smile the end
By Ass ay2 years ago in Humor
"The Hidden Danger: The Dangers of Self-Medication". AI-Generated.
Convenience is a driving force in our busy lives, especially where health care is concerned. With readily available over-the-counter medicines, internet pharmacies, and home-based remedies, more people are resorting to self-medication for common illnesses. Although it looks like a quick, harmless fix for minor problems, self-medication has serious risks that can have serious implications on one's health. This emerging trend is quietly eroding public health, fueling drug abuse, spreading antibiotic resistance, and causing unintended side effects.
By Azra parveen2 years ago in Humor
The Unplanned Goa Trip – A Comedy of Errors
Like every other night, three best friends gathered for their usual late-night discussion a sacred tradition that mostly involved overanalyzing life, complaining about jobs, and eating chips. But this night was different.
By Dipam2 years ago in Humor
Unmasking Deception: The Secret Language of Lies
Ever caught someone casually drop a line like, "Sorry, my phone died," or insist, "I'm fine," when deep down you sense otherwise? Think about the classic denials—"These allegations are completely unfounded," "The company was not aware of any wrongdoing," or even the heart-melting, "I love you." Every day, we’re bombarded with between 10 and 200 little fibs, half-truths, and outright lies. And for centuries, humans have been on a quest to catch these falsehoods—ranging from medieval torture devices to modern polygraphs, blood-pressure monitors, voice-stress analyzers, eye trackers, and even gargantuan 400-pound electroencephalograms.
By Eyo Otoabasi2 years ago in Humor
Sarah Cooper Returns!
She's back, folks! It has been at least one month since that individual in that nation to the south took the oath of office and much of the respect and honour earned by other presidents over many years. It has not been the most pleasant time of the year to consider all those jobs lost, the arrests made, the idiotic comments made, and the future plans that will disrupt trade, business, and make life much harder for those of us who thought we could surf above the nonsense we knew was coming our way.
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
The Cogsmith’s Report. Top Story - February 2025.
The Cogsmith adjusted the brass cranial halo, tightening the screws until Bertie felt a dull ache in his temples. “Immersion requires sacrifice,” he croaked, a phrase Bertie had heard far too often. The Cogsmith strapped Bertie onto the inclined plane, its wooden frame creaking under his weight. A complicated system of pulleys and gears, powered by a hissing steam boiler in the corner, connected to the halo. The Cogsmith attached a conical metal visor over Bertie’s eyes, then spun a valve.
By Ian Vince2 years ago in Humor
The Chinese Pancake Incident
I was born in Northern Ireland in the 70s, and lived there until I was 25. If we ever dined out as a family, the choices were rather limited. It would either be a traditional Ulster fry or Chicken in a basket (That’s chicken and chips, served in a small wicker basket. Don’t ask me why!).
By Simon Aylward2 years ago in Humor
An emotional letter left unsent
Hi friend, I’m not even sure where to begin. It feels so strange to be writing this, especially knowing it will never reach you. But maybe, by putting my feelings into words, I can find some clarity, even if it’s just for myself.
By Badhan Sen2 years ago in Humor
The laughter of friends long Gone
Lena stood at the edge of the old town square, her fingers tracing the rough stone of the fountain where they used to gather. The air smelled of rain and distant wood smoke, carrying echoes of a past that had long faded into memory.
By Badhan Sen2 years ago in Humor
Maheep Singh: The Comedy Master You Need to Watch . AI-Generated.
Maheep Singh is a name that resonates with humor lovers across India. A master of wit and observational comedy, he has carved a niche for himself in the stand-up comedy scene. With his unique storytelling style, sharp punchlines, and effortless delivery, he never fails to leave audiences in splits.
By Pratibha Goel2 years ago in Humor