Latest Stories
Most recently published stories in Humor.
The Goose is on the Loose
Ahh... story time can be an absolute pain when it's a daily chore... I'm not exactly sure how I was tricked into becoming a stay-at-home dad, but I kinda enjoy it now. I recommend it to like-minded fathers who can handle 'Finding Nemo' twice a week or running the vacuum or can tolerate dirty diapers. The vomit, however, is where I draw the line. That's where Obi, our Corgi comes in. He likes it and its one less meal I have to feed him. The logic practically wrote itself.
By Lamar Wiggins2 years ago in Humor
"How to Fall in Love With Anyone"
How to Fall in Love With Anyone: The Science and Art of Romantic Connection Falling in love often seems like an unpredictable, magical experience, but psychology, neuroscience, and real-life experiences suggest that love is more than just chance. It’s a combination of emotional connection, vulnerability, and shared experiences. If you’ve ever wondered if love can be cultivated, the answer is yes. Here’s how you can increase your chances of falling in love with anyone.
By Tuyizere Evode2 years ago in Humor
Teethpaste. Second Place in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
Lumps of brown enamel tumble off my brush and cascade down the basin. The teethpaste has decayed again. Damn. Since the tariffs, Chinese tooth imports have shrunk, all Mexican molars are getting stopped at the border, and the Canadians have responded with their own tooth-for-a-tooth restrictions. All I can afford is this nasty, flaky paste made of ground-up 'Murican dental waste and crack-hen's teeth.
By Addison Alder2 years ago in Humor
It Was Just a Walk Along the Beach, Danger BP?
Every morning, when the sun rises, I take off with my two little dogs for a walk along the beach. It's our bonding time, not that we need any more bonding time. They are up and ready for action as soon as it is daylight.
By Calvin London2 years ago in Humor
To Blurb or Not to Blurb
From the dust jacket of this week's bestseller: One of the greatest novels of the past year, the author must be commended for his approach to the epic story of a boy, a girl and a sandwich during the Great War! - P. P. Simoleon, The Picayune Gazette
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
The Great Avocado Uprising
Norman Blinksworth just wanted an avocado. That was all. A single, ripe avocado something that, in theory, should have been an uneventful purchase. But of course, Norman lived in a universe that had long abandoned logic in favour of chaos, and so this would become the day that the produce section finally snapped.
By The INFORMER2 years ago in Humor
